Foot In Mouth

So every now and then when I do a contest, I ask people to send me jokes. This is what a reader named Julie sent me.

They Actually Said it on the Air … Actual comments from
sports commentators they wish they could take back.

Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch & Jerk Event:
“This is Gegoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
during her warm up and it was amazing.”

Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: “This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from personal experience since I mounted her
mother.”

At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: “Ah, isn’t that
nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of
the Oxford crew.”

Metro Radio, College Football: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s
like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

US Open TV Commentator: “One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is
playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes
out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just
said?”