Okay all, I’ve been having such a great couple of weeks, I feel the need to share my good luck!
So, I’m going to giveaway a free download of one of my eBooks today. Winner’s Choice of which one. All you have to do to enter the draw is post a comment here telling me, and everyone else, what the craziest thing you ever done while at work was.
This isn’t a contest to see who did the craziest thing, so even if what you did is tame in comparison to others, still post it. It’s just a way to get to know you all a bit better, and to get your name into the draw!
I’ll start, the craziest thing I ever did at work was engage in sexual activity (with my boyfriend at the time), in the men’s bathroom while there was still people in the bar. I was young and wild back then…oh, the memories. 😛
:hehe: I called my boss a bitch once.
Oh, I know – I crashed the bosses car, that was funny lol – it was a stick shift and I was used to automatics and I started it in gear and it jumped forward into the wall 😛
I was in court taking notes, supposedly. When the judge asked to see what I was doing he found I was writing my shopping list!:blush:
Um I’m absolutly blind without my glasses. And vanily I wasn’t wearing them, which could explain how I walked into the men’s toilets then to make matters worse I asked them what they were doing in the women’s toilets! :blush:
I threw my size 10 uniform in my manager’s 3X size lap and said, "See how you like it!" then walked out with 13 tables in my station gaping at me.
I saw her 3 years later in a store, and she said, "I don’t blame you for what you did. I was a total bitch. I hated that job. Now, I’ve quit and I’m moving home to Yonkers."
:blush: ummm engage in a little sexual romp with the DH in the brand new office my company was moving into.
Well one of what I would call craziest things I’ve ever done at work was…masterbate in the bathroom. You see I work with 20+ guys and all the testosterone mixed with the fact that some of them are gorgeous, just got me in the mood and since I wasn’t getting any at the time I went into my women’s bathroom and did my thing. They were just outside the door in the office working which added to my heightened enjoyment.
But Sasha, you’re still young and wild. 😀
Crazy thing I’ve done? Hmm… That would be walking into the Chancellor’s office wearing an Overkill’s t-shirt that read "We don’t care what you say" and had a huge hand showing the middle finger. BTW, I was a professor at the time. :hehe:
OMG Silma :laugh: :hehe:
I. Am. Boring. :O
I cant think of anything so I’ll go for cut hair on two hours sleep with a massive hangover. I went out drinking again as soon as I got off work too :crazy:
Argh…I’m boring too. I think the craziest thing I did was walk out of the store during a holiday rush mad as hell at my supervisor because she overscheduled me AGAIN. Had to rush to my next job because she scheduled me to end 5 minutes before the other one started. God she was such a bitch.
Congrats on the Mrs. Giggles review! That’s what brought me over.
I was working as a prep cook in a resturant in a mall, the guy that delivers the groceried was a total babe, and a personality to match, he always said Hello to all us girls and teased the owner. One day we got to talking as he was leaving, he needed to make a pit stop and I almost followed him right into the men’s room. He just smirked.
Whooo Hoooo! I love this!
You guys are starting my day off with a smile. Thank You!! :hehe: :laugh:
I am way to conservative when it comes to crazy but I do have alot of fun. Let’s see. Have you ever worn 2 different color shoes to work? I have. Have you ever left the hairdressers with somebodies glasses on your face and they had to track you back at work to tell you. The were bifocals as well! I have. Have you ever worn something inside out? I have. Boring right?
Hey Sasha – I get my excitement on the daring side from you and your stories. Thanks! My husband doesn’t think I’m boring, so that’s great.
I dispatched service repair calls and during what was a slow time of the season I fell asleep and found we lost two customers – by the time I called them back they had gotten someone else to do the repairs.
Uh, I work from home, so technically everything I get up to there could be classed as doing it at work. I will have to go for Mac’s office instead. Actually there wasn’t much we didn’t do at Mac’s office either! I think the craziest thing is, we never thought to lock the door. Luckily we never got caught. He doesn’t have that office anymore. Sighs.
I worked the midnight shift at a hotel and we had a food fight in the kitchen with spoiled oranges. We also fancied up the pickles we sent up with sandwiches, filling them w/ cheese and whipped cream. Must have been something in the air that night.
I bought a stretchy top because I fell in love with the color at first sight. When I wore it to work, I felt very self conscious because I could feel my male colleagues staring at my breasts. I didn’t feel like stepping out for lunch even. I never wore that top again!
🙂 I never did anything wild and crazy at work because I taught 4 and 5 year olds and that was crazy enough
called my boss a raceist bastard in front of every one in a departmental meeting….hmm wonder why he did not fire me?
:satisfied:I read my ebooks at work, it’s the only place I have time!!!
Sasha, Sasha, Sasha,
You should know better than ask this. During office hours having sex in the bathroom with my boss, while everyone else was working. And then we had a threesome. m/f/m/ in his office
:hehe:
Married my co-worker
Whoo Hooo! We’ve got some crazy people here!!!
I love it. :hehe:
I think it’s good for people to step out of their personal box sometimes!! :hehe:
OMG Sasha I just read Mrs. Giggle’s review–thanks for the head’s up Nicole. That’s so FAB!!! You need to post a link! HEEEE Proud of you hon! 🙂
I gave a bj at the back of Mcdonalds when I worked there many years ago….it was in the freezer, we were sure warming each other up though 😀
Well, I did make love with my dh during office hours. LOL just so you know, dh and I are self-employed working from our home. Voice mail answered our business calls that day! 🙂
Okay, so in highschool I worked at McDonalds :blush: and one time, my boyfriend and I had sex in the freezer (it was summertime, and hot, no A/C) downstairs…and um, the manager walked in! Luckily she was my friend! LOL :hehe: Another time, we also had sex in the "crew room" changing room…while a couple of other employee’s were right outside the door taking their break! :crazy: