IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN’S LIFE…. 1. THE DOCTOR………. Because he say’s “Take your clothes off” 2. THE DENTIST………. Because he say’s “Open wide” 3. THE HAIRDRESSER…. Because he say’s ” Do you want it teased or blown” 4. THE MILK MAN Because he say’s “Do you want it in the back or front”...
One Saturday afternoon, a guy was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at him, “You should be hung!” He took a drink from his can of Busch Light, wiped the...
So every now and then when I do a contest, I ask people to send me jokes. This is what a reader named Julie sent me. They Actually Said it on the Air … Actual comments from sports commentators they wish they could take back. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch & Jerk Event:...
One day while passing a Nursing Home I noticed 6 old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This...
Hey all, Busy days ahead, so I thought I’d entertain you with some pics each day so you know I’m still around, just not feelin’ real chatty with a deadline looming. Like this one? There is more to come each day until Halloween!! Tweet This Post
