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	<title>Sasha White &#187; Laughs</title>
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		<title>Just to make you giggle.</title>
		<link>http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/2011/09/13/just-to-make-you-giggle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 06:22:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. &#8220;You all have obsessions,&#8221; he observed. To the first mother,(from Toronto ) Mary, he said, &#8220;You are obsessed with eating. You&#8217;ve even named your daughter Candy.&#8221; He turned to the second Mom,(from Nova Scotia ) Ann: &#8220;Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child&#8217;s name, Penny.&#8221; He turned to the third Mom, Joyce from Manitoba : &#8220;Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child&#8217;s name, Brandy.&#8221; At this point, the fourth mother,(from Newfoundland ) Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, &#8220;Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he&#8217;s talking about. Let&#8217;s pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.&#8221; Tweet This Post]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.<br />
&#8220;You all have obsessions,&#8221; he observed.<br />
To the first mother,(from Toronto ) Mary, he said, &#8220;You are obsessed with eating. You&#8217;ve even named your daughter Candy.&#8221;<br />
He turned to the second Mom,(from Nova Scotia ) Ann: &#8220;Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child&#8217;s name, Penny.&#8221;<br />
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce from Manitoba : &#8220;Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child&#8217;s name, Brandy.&#8221;<br />
At this point, the fourth mother,(from Newfoundland ) Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, &#8220;Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he&#8217;s talking about. Let&#8217;s pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Weird Sex Facts</title>
		<link>http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/2010/02/21/weird-sex-facts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laughs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so I found this free app for my iPod that&#8217;s full of sex facts. I had to get it, you never know when this trivia can come in handy. I had to share some of my favorites with you. ~The most common fantasy is Oral Sex. ~Cum actually adds vitamins to your body when swallowed- and it&#8217;s said to whiten your teeth! (I must have a hero use this fact to convince a heroine to do the job right. ) ~If a woman experiences orgasm during sex she&#8217;s more likely to become pregnant as the pelvic muscles contracting can help move sperm along to the uterus. ~Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a130 pound woman, 77-155 for a 170 pound man. ~Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S states. ~During sweaty sex men ooze testosterone, which can actually increase arousal for women. ~The average number of erections a man has in a day is 11. What do you think? Got any to add? Tweet This Post]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so I found this free app for my iPod that&#8217;s full of sex facts. I had to get it, you never know when this trivia can come in handy.  I had to share some of my favorites with you.  </p>
<blockquote><p>~The most common fantasy is Oral Sex.</p>
<p>~Cum actually adds vitamins to your body when swallowed- and it&#8217;s said to whiten your teeth! (<em>I must have a hero use this fact to convince a heroine to do the job right.</em> <img src="http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/wp-includes/images/crystal/icon_mrgreen.gif" class="wp-smiley" /> )</p>
<p>~If a woman experiences orgasm during sex she&#8217;s more likely to become pregnant as the pelvic muscles contracting can help move sperm along to the uterus.</p>
<p>~Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a130 pound woman, 77-155 for a 170 pound man.</p>
<p>~Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S states.</p>
<p>~During sweaty sex men ooze testosterone, which can actually increase arousal for women.</p>
<p>~The average number of erections a man has in a day is 11.
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<p>What do you think? Got any to add?</p>
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		<title>Love is in the Air</title>
		<link>http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/2009/04/30/love-is-in-the-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had a little spur of the moment fun with Kathy and Erin at RT. Had to do this up right. For a closer look, click on the image. Tweet This Post]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Had a little spur of the moment fun with Kathy and Erin at RT.  Had to do this up right. </p>
<p><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3577/3489523538_986aee6c83_b.jpg"><img src="http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/ke-wedding.gif" alt="ke-wedding" title="ke-wedding" width="500" height="647" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1924" /></a></p>
<p>For a closer look, click on the image.</p>
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		<title>Prepare to Laugh</title>
		<link>http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/2009/03/11/prepare-to-laugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this on Jill Shalvis&#8217; blog, and laughed so hard I had tears and my stomach started to hurt. It&#8217;s a must see. Tweet This Post]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw this on <a href="http://jillshalvis.com/blog/">Jill Shalvis&#8217; blog</a>, and laughed so hard I had tears and my stomach started to hurt.  It&#8217;s a must see.</p>
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		<title>Mamma Mia and more</title>
		<link>http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/2009/01/13/mamma-mia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 09:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I chat over on the Wicked Writers loop, and we tend to have a lot of fun. One of the readers posted the Geography of a Woman yesterday, and we had some fun with. So take a look. The Geography of a Woman * Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! * Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. * Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. * Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. * Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a Glorious and all conquering past. * Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn&#8217;t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. * Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. * After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I chat over on the <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wicked_writers/">Wicked Writers loop</a>, and we tend to have a lot of fun.  One of the readers posted the <em>Geography of a Woman</em> yesterday, and we had some fun with.</p>
<p>So take a look.</p>
<p><strong><em>The Geography of a Woman</em></strong></p>
<p>* Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,<br />
fertile and naturally beautiful!</p>
<p>* Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to<br />
trade, especially for someone with cash.</p>
<p>* Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and<br />
convinced of her own beauty.</p>
<p>* Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a<br />
warm and desirable place to visit.</p>
<p>* Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a Glorious and<br />
all conquering past.</p>
<p>* Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and<br />
doesn&#8217;t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.</p>
<p>* Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open<br />
to meeting new people.</p>
<p>* After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past<br />
and the wisdom of the ages&#8230;only those with an adventurous spirit and a<br />
thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.</p>
<p>The Geography of a Man&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
* Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.</p>
<p>Now last week we were talking about the movie Mamma Mia (which I saw over the holiday season) .  I love things with strong family ties/friendship lasts kinds stories, plus I know all the ABBA songs, so I enjoyed it.  It made me mile.  This scene in particular made grin with what was called a wicked gleam in my eyes.  It made me want two things.  To be a cougar, and to write about one.   </p>
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<p>I&#8217;m feeling the urge to go to Greece.<img src="http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/wp-includes/images/crystal/angel_grin.gif" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
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		<title>DaneHart Discuss</title>
		<link>http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/2008/09/05/danehart-discuss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a little (Okay, it was a long one&#8230;but Megan edited it) video chat with fantabulous author and uberpersonality Megan Hart on Thursday (Yesterday) aafternoon. It was great fun, and you can view it at www.DANEHART.com Lauren was let out of the chat recording because she doesn&#8217;t have a MAC so we could only do a two person thing instead of a conference. And uhmm as you&#8217;ll see when you watch, Megan and I both have MACs we like to do silly things with. Go watch, and tell Megan she has an accent . Tweet This Post]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a little  (Okay, it was a long one&#8230;but Megan edited it) video chat with fantabulous author and <em>uber</em>personality Megan Hart on Thursday (Yesterday) aafternoon.  It was great fun, and you can view it at <a href="http://www.danehart.com/2008/09/04/special-guest-star-sasha-white/">www.DANEHART.com</a></p>
<p>Lauren was let out of the chat recording because she doesn&#8217;t have a MAC so we could only do a two person thing instead of a conference.  And uhmm as you&#8217;ll see when you watch, Megan and I both have MACs we like to do silly things with.</p>
<p>Go watch, and tell Megan she has an accent . <img src="http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/wp-includes/images/crystal/angel_grin.gif" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
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		<title>Pictures Galore!</title>
		<link>http://www.sashawhite.net/blog/2008/04/22/pictures-galore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
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