Sasha White

I Love this video. It was sent to me in an email a long time ago, but since I’m technically challenged I haven’t figured out how to upload it. The someone suggested finding it on youtube. (Thanks, Amie!)

I’m not married, never have been…but man I laughed at this!!!

Check out comedian Jeff Dunham and Walter.

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OKay, is it just me who thinks that men should not have their belly button’s pierced? Something about it just turns me off.

Pierced nipples on the other hand, make me want to play.

I tried to make the pictures go side by side, but I’m not techie smart enough to do it. Maybe you can just imagine them side by side? I’ll imagine them side by side-with me in the middle.

A friend emailed me this link and I just had to share.

For all of you out there who have cats…you’ll kill yourself laughing. It’s like a training video they must get at birth or something. (Make sure the sound is Up.)

HUNGRY CAT VIDEO

I’m over at The Idea Boutique talking about TROUBLE if you want to stop in and check it out.

And yesterday I was at Romance reader AT Heart talking about what a dreamer I am…and how it pertains to my stories. You should go see that post for sure, you might enjoy the pictures.

A friend sent me an email with a new diet plan in it.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog…… Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I’d lost 50 lbs. before I’d awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
Her eyes bugged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was now enthralled with my story, particularly the tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no…. I’d been sitting in the middle of the street licking my ass when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy behind her was going to have to be carried out….

Email from a Friend:

Things men are scared to actually say to women.

“Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done.”

Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to “chicken with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.

“There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt.
That’s your flavored water.”

Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky little bastards.

So, while in Houston at this conference I went to work on getting some Half Nekkid Thursday pics. AND I want to combine them with a way for you all to win a book!

Below are 5 HNT pics. Yup, 5 sets of Boobies! Match the name with the correct picture and email me your answer, (Use the CONTACT button on my website)

Now I know it’s going to be hard, so those that have at least 3 correct matches will be entered to win a signed Book of mine, (with some other goodies.) Winners Choice! Just guess if you have to! (I’ll pick a winner on Sunday morning and announce it then!)

Each of these women is in the slideshow from yesterday, somewhere so that should help.

Vivi Anna, Arianna Hart, Kathy Love, Lorelie James, Kimberley Kaye Terry

Update The Prize is growing!! Vivi Anna, Arianna Hart, Lorelie James, Kimberley Kaye Terry have all donated a book to the prize pack! I’ll post more about what they’re including tomorrow.
Pic 1) Kathy Love

Pic 2)Vivi Anna

Pic 3) Kimberley Kaye Terry

Pic 4) Lorelie James

Pic 5) Arianna Hart

Sent to me from a friend - I just had to share. It’s long…but …I say read it anyway.

GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED.
For years and years they told me,
“Be careful of your breasts.
Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them
And give them monthly tests.”
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a mammogram.
“Okay,” I said, “let’s do it.”
“Stand up here real close” she said,
(She got my boob in line),
“And tell me when it hurts,” she said,
“Ah, yes! Right there, that’s fine.”
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it’s viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
“Take a deep breath,” she said to me,
Who does she think she’s kidding?!
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
“There, that’s good,” I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
“Now, let’s have a go at the other one.”
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I’ll bet SHE’S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone “ker-pow!”
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I’d like to stick his balls in there,
And, see how THEY come out!

Okay, gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember…Breast Cancer Awareness. Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy! Pass the message on to your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends — and even your enemies, because the WORST enemy is breast cancer.

IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN’S LIFE….

1. THE DOCTOR……….
Because he say’s “Take your clothes off”

2. THE DENTIST……….
Because he say’s “Open wide”

3. THE HAIRDRESSER….
Because he say’s ” Do you want it teased or blown”

4. THE MILK MAN
Because he say’s “Do you want it in the back or front”

5.THE INTERIOR DECORATOR…..
Because he say’s “once it’s in, you’ll love it.

6.THE STOCK BROKER…..
Because he say’s “It will rise up, fluctuate for a while, then
slowly fall back again.

7. THE BANKER……..
Because he say’s “If you take it out to soon, you’ll lose interest.

8. THE HUNTER…..
Because he goes deep in the bush,shoots twice, and always
eats what he shoots.

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY……
Because he say’s would you like it on the table or
up against the wall.

One Saturday afternoon, a guy was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at him, “You should be hung!”

He took a drink from his can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from his lips, lifted his darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, “I am. That’s why she cuts the grass.”