Sasha White

Okay, so I found this free app for my iPod that’s full of sex facts. I had to get it, you never know when this trivia can come in handy. I had to share some of my favorites with you.

~The most common fantasy is Oral Sex.

~Cum actually adds vitamins to your body when swallowed- and it’s said to whiten your teeth! (I must have a hero use this fact to convince a heroine to do the job right. )

~If a woman experiences orgasm during sex she’s more likely to become pregnant as the pelvic muscles contracting can help move sperm along to the uterus.

~Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a130 pound woman, 77-155 for a 170 pound man.

~Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S states.

~During sweaty sex men ooze testosterone, which can actually increase arousal for women.

~The average number of erections a man has in a day is 11.

What do you think? Got any to add?

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Had a little spur of the moment fun with Kathy and Erin at RT. Had to do this up right.

For a closer look, click on the image.

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I saw this on Jill Shalvis’ blog, and laughed so hard I had tears and my stomach started to hurt. It’s a must see.

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So, I chat over on the Wicked Writers loop, and we tend to have a lot of fun. One of the readers posted the Geography of a Woman yesterday, and we had some fun with.

So take a look.

The Geography of a Woman

* Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!

* Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

* Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

* Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.

* Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a Glorious and
all conquering past.

* Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and
doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

* Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open
to meeting new people.

* After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages…only those with an adventurous spirit and a
thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

The Geography of a Man……..
* Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Now last week we were talking about the movie Mamma Mia (which I saw over the holiday season) . I love things with strong family ties/friendship lasts kinds stories, plus I know all the ABBA songs, so I enjoyed it. It made me mile. This scene in particular made grin with what was called a wicked gleam in my eyes. It made me want two things. To be a cougar, and to write about one.

I’m feeling the urge to go to Greece.

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I had a little (Okay, it was a long one…but Megan edited it) video chat with fantabulous author and uberpersonality Megan Hart on Thursday (Yesterday) aafternoon. It was great fun, and you can view it at www.DANEHART.com

Lauren was let out of the chat recording because she doesn’t have a MAC so we could only do a two person thing instead of a conference. And uhmm as you’ll see when you watch, Megan and I both have MACs we like to do silly things with.

Go watch, and tell Megan she has an accent .

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I Love this video. It was sent to me in an email a long time ago, but since I’m technically challenged I haven’t figured out how to upload it. The someone suggested finding it on youtube. (Thanks, Amie!)

I’m not married, never have been…but man I laughed at this!!!

Check out comedian Jeff Dunham and Walter.

If the embedding didn’t work, try this link.

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OKay, is it just me who thinks that men should not have their belly button’s pierced? Something about it just turns me off.

Pierced nipples on the other hand, make me want to play.

I tried to make the pictures go side by side, but I’m not techie smart enough to do it. Maybe you can just imagine them side by side? I’ll imagine them side by side-with me in the middle.

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A friend emailed me this link and I just had to share.

For all of you out there who have cats…you’ll kill yourself laughing. It’s like a training video they must get at birth or something. (Make sure the sound is Up.)

HUNGRY CAT VIDEO

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I’m over at The Idea Boutique talking about TROUBLE if you want to stop in and check it out.

And yesterday I was at Romance reader AT Heart talking about what a dreamer I am…and how it pertains to my stories. You should go see that post for sure, you might enjoy the pictures.

A friend sent me an email with a new diet plan in it.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog…… Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I’d lost 50 lbs. before I’d awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
Her eyes bugged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was now enthralled with my story, particularly the tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no…. I’d been sitting in the middle of the street licking my ass when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy behind her was going to have to be carried out….

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