Sasha White

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IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN’S LIFE….

1. THE DOCTOR……….
Because he say’s “Take your clothes off”

2. THE DENTIST……….
Because he say’s “Open wide”

3. THE HAIRDRESSER….
Because he say’s ” Do you want it teased or blown”

4. THE MILK MAN
Because he say’s “Do you want it in the back or front”

5.THE INTERIOR DECORATOR…..
Because he say’s “once it’s in, you’ll love it.

6.THE STOCK BROKER…..
Because he say’s “It will rise up, fluctuate for a while, then
slowly fall back again.

7. THE BANKER……..
Because he say’s “If you take it out to soon, you’ll lose interest.

8. THE HUNTER…..
Because he goes deep in the bush,shoots twice, and always
eats what he shoots.

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY……
Because he say’s would you like it on the table or
up against the wall.

It’s -24 Celsius right now. That’s - 11 F. So I’m doing my part to warm you all, and posting a read that I hope will help heat you up.

I watched as David danced with yet another skinny blond. She tried a sexy bump and grind move, thrusting her silicone-enhanced tits out at him, and I chuckled as he stepped out of her reach, and kept on dancing. Most women would get jealous when they see their boyfriend dancing with a Hootchie Mamma like that. Not me, I know what David likes, and a skinny little woman ain’t it.
David and I are the kind of couple that everyone looks at and wanders about. Why would such a beautiful man go out with, let alone stay with, a woman like me? I know that’s what they think, I’ve even had a bitch or two walk up and ask David that right in front of me. He always just shrugs and says, “Because she’s hot.”
He’s right too. I am hot. I may be twenty pounds overweight, and have plain brown hair and brown eyes, but I am always horny for him, and I keep things lively.
With that thought in mind I decided it was time to give him his present I signaled my friend Lisa, and crossed the living room, wading through the friends that gathered to help celebrate David’s 30th year. I reached the designated dance area and stood at the edge waiting for David to see me. When he smiled at me, I waved him over and headed for the bedroom with him following close behind.
‘Hey Babe,’ he said, closing the door behind him. ‘What’s up?’
‘I thought it was time for me to give you your present.’ I stepped close and ran my hands over his hard belly and up his chest to his shoulders. ‘Would you like your birthday present now?’
‘Uhmmm, very much.’ He wrapped his arms around me, cupping my ass gently. ‘What did you get me?’
‘How about a birthday kiss first?’ I leaned in and brushed my lips against his teasingly. He opened his mouth and let his tongue slide across my lips, before slipping into my mouth and tangling with mine. God! He’s such a good kisser. I concentrated on running my hands down his arms and twining my fingers with his. Keeping our hands at our sides I opened my eyes and looked for Lisa. She was standing directly behind David, waiting. I blinked at her and gripped his hands tight, pulling them together behind his back while she slipped a handcuff over one wrist, and then the other.
David pulled his head back sharply. ‘What the hell?’ He twisted around and saw Lisa standing there with a smile.
She leaned forward and kissed him on the cheek. ‘Happy birthday, David,’ she said before exiting the room with a wink and a giggle.
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First Jaye did it, then Sela did it… I had to do it too…

You’re Loosely Based!
by Storey Clayton
While most people haven’t heard of you, you’re a really good and
interesting person. Rather clever and witty, you crack a lot of jokes about the world
around you. You do have a serious side, however, where your interest covers the homeless
and the inequalities of society. You’re good at bringing people together, but they keep
asking you what your name means.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Here’s a quick peek at what I’ve been working on the last few months. Yes, it’s my release schedule for 2007. So far anyway.

January ~ ROGUE HEART 12k novella, Samahain
February ~ WATCH ME 40k novella in KINK, Berkley
March ~ TEMPTING GRACE, 10k short in ALLURING TALES, Awaken the Fantasy, Avon Red
April ~ LUSH, single author anthology, Kensington.
August ~ TROUBLE, single title, Berkley
December ~ HELLRAISERS, single author collection (THE DEVIL INSIDE & Sequel) Kensington

2008
WICKED, Single Title, Berkley

And to tie them all together for you. A bit about the connections.

BOUND ~ Katie’s story.
Karl is a secondary character.
WATCH ME ~ Bethany and Grant Mack story. Married couple.
Samair is a secondary character.
TROUBLE ~ Samair and Val’s story.
Karl is a secondary character
WICKED ~ Karl’s story.
So the stories listed above are all connected, but not super closesly, would yuou call them a series?

ROGUE HEART ~ Jake and Miranda’s story. (Sequel to GYPSY HEART)

LUSH:
THE PRINCIPLES OF LUST ~ Teal Jamison and Zack Dillon
PASSION PLAY ~ Mia Jones and Dominick Jamison (Teal’s brother)
SEXUAL HEALING ~ Jack Lowell and Caitlyn Ellis (Mia’s best friend)

HELLRAISERS:(Tentative title)
THE DEVIL INSIDE ~ Gina and Caleb’s story.
THE DEVIL’s TURN ~ Angelo’s story. (Gina’s brother)

Thanks to BETH for this. :)

Your Passion is Orange

Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night’s show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant… it’s all about putting on a good act!

So we did the Taboo show here in Edmonton this past weekend. It went pretty good. I spent more time getting to watch the shows than I did in Calgary. On Saturday I sort of celebrated my birthday (It’s today) with a few drinks and watching the shows with some friends after Susan and I were done our seminars. I got some nice pictures for y’all.

To give you a hint of what it was like, at the front entrance, where you walk in and pay to enter the show, they have a girl hanging from the ceiling doing some acrobatics ona ring. :)

After I dropped my stuff off at the Chapters booth, I got a tattoo. I already have two permanent ones, but this one I just got for the show. It’ll last abotu a week they said, and I love it!

Then there was a couple of seminars, and then it was time to watch teh shows. There were some other good ones, but basically, I just took these pictures for you.

Dancer number 1.

And Beth, a cowboy…just for you!.

One Saturday afternoon, a guy was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at him, “You should be hung!”

He took a drink from his can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from his lips, lifted his darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, “I am. That’s why she cuts the grass.”

WHoo Hoo!

Galley’s for KINK is done and I see it’s available for Pre-Order. BOUND’s sales are holding steady, and I love it!

While the characters in WATCH ME (my story in KINK) are not connected to the characters in BOUND, they will all eventually end up meeting. I heard from my agent and editor and they think TROUBLE, the next Berkley Heat in the series is great! WICKED is next up after that, and it’s gonna be fun to write.

I was on the radio again! LOL

This time it was 97.3 K-Rock This classic rock station is one of my faves. I listen to it a lot. However, I admit I normally listen to the Nooner with Melissa Wright. I’m just not awake early enough to hear breakfast shows. But it was fun. I think I could easily become a Radio Personality groupie. These people that I’m meeting are so relaxed and laidback, and all of them have a great sense of humor. Yup, I’m a fan now. Plus, I just think their job is so cool.

WINNER from yesterday’s giveaway, for a special treat, is NICOLE!
Nicole, email me by the end of the weekend to claim your prize.

Susan will be here this afternoon, and the Taboo show starts later this afternoon, so it’ll be another weekend of thinking aboutnothing but sex, and maybe a bit about writing. Nothing new really. ;)