Little Johnny

Little Johnny

I’m pretty sure everyone knows Little Johnny. πŸ™‚
This one sent to me from Chrissy.

Johnny was playing with his little train set, running it around the dining room floor “all you assholes that want on, get on, all you assholes that want off get off.
Johnny’s mother was greatly offended by his language and sent him to his room for a half hour. When his time was up, Johnny resumed playing with his train.
“All you ladies and gentlemen that want off, please get off. All you ladies and gentlemen that want on, please get on. And anybody that wants to know why the train is a half hour later, ask the bitch in the kitchen”

I knwo this shouldn’t be funny, but I thought it was. 😳

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