I’m pretty sure everyone knows Little Johnny. :)
This one sent to me from Chrissy.
Johnny was playing with his little train set, running it around the dining room floor “all you assholes that want on, get on, all you assholes that want off get off.
Johnny’s mother was greatly offended by his language and sent him to his room for a half hour. When his time was up, Johnny resumed playing with his train.
“All you ladies and gentlemen that want off, please get off. All you ladies and gentlemen that want on, please get on. And anybody that wants to know why the train is a half hour later, ask the bitch in the kitchen”
I knwo this shouldn’t be funny, but I thought it was. ![]()




























Who says it shouldn’t be funny??
It IS!

by raine September 9th, 2006 at 11:03 amoh it is, it is hilarius. i hear it alot n i still laugh. lol.



by JANET September 9th, 2006 at 4:48 pm

by Melanie September 9th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Seen it before.
by Annalee September 9th, 2006 at 9:03 pmI’ve heard a longer version of it and I think that its great!
by Laura September 9th, 2006 at 10:35 pmSomething I found hilarious! http://youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE
by Laura September 9th, 2006 at 11:19 pmYeah, something about him always makes me laugh.