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March 10th, 2006
PMS

I know I’m sort of cheating on my blog posts this week…but I’ll tell you more sexy personal things in a bit. This week ‘m too grumpy.

I got this from Beth.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

12 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Swing
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Pack My Stuff……..And my favorite one…
12. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks…but chocolate sings.

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8 comments to “PMS”

  1. My favorite is Pissy Mood Syndrome. That’s totally me next week. Look out world.

    by Beth March 10th, 2006 at 9:47 am

  2. I’m sorry - I’m having trouble seeing the screen - what with all of the boxes of chocolate in front of it. I’ll come back later after I’ve eaten half of it

    by Eve March 10th, 2006 at 10:41 am

  3. I like the Possible Murder Suspect…

    That’s me!

    Not today though…today I’m in a good mood! LOL

    by Vivi Anna March 10th, 2006 at 5:17 pm

  4. Thanks for the laughs! I needed it.

    by Silma March 10th, 2006 at 8:51 pm

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    This is so great, lol!!!

    I’m also a member of the Potential Murder Suspect group (though I don’t think I need pms for that…)

    by raine March 11th, 2006 at 9:31 am

  6. Commen

    LOL, loved the list!!!

    by Jill March 11th, 2006 at 11:42 am

  7. I love it! LOLOL! Just went through that this week. Fortunately my dh passed muster…this time. ;-)

    by Cheyenne McCray March 11th, 2006 at 12:14 pm

  8. So glad to see I’m not the only one that feels she qualifies for a couple of those.

    by Sasha March 12th, 2006 at 2:25 am


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