“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
Erica Jong, author
THIS essay on Seeking Stardom by Dahlia Schweitzer is well worth a read.
Thanks to Vikki I saw this $1500 vibrator. It’s good for 7 hours of continuous use after charging for half an hour. 7 Hours! :crazy:
And finally, for a good laugh, go check out the picture of this Birthday Cake. Really! Go Check it out!






























OMG - the cake? Holy shit! I never saw anything like that. I wonder what kind of "frosting" they used.
by Beth November 12th, 2005 at 3:03 pmYe Gods, my mother would pee her pants laughing. My father would probably be horrified. That is just hysterical. :laugh:
And the $1500 vibrator? Um, it’s made of gold, but if it doesn’t come attached to a gold tongue that moves right along with it, then it’s not worth $1500. ;)
AHHH! The cake! Damn fine specimen, that. Would make my mum’s next birthday a real hoot! But forget my mum, I nearly peed my pants laughing.
by Laura November 12th, 2005 at 10:10 pmThat cake was great! OMG! I loved the story behind it. Too funny! :satisfied:
by Teresa November 13th, 2005 at 8:30 amLOVE THE CAKE, LOL!!! :D
And YAAYYY for the mom who was bad-assed enough to fellate it at her party. That mom rocks!!
by raine November 13th, 2005 at 2:35 pmThat cake is beyond words. We have (or had since we’ve never had a chance to use it in a while) a bakery here that specializes in risque cakes - most of the time there for bacherorette or bachelor parties but this is great. Even with Alzheimer’s dropping mom’s inhibitions I don’t think she’d care for this - but the rest of us would!
by Eve November 14th, 2005 at 7:54 am7 hours, eh? And $1500. That better be one hell of a ride! :P
Love the cake! LOLOL
by Cheyenne McCray November 14th, 2005 at 11:43 amI don’t agree with that Erica Jong quote at ALL. I see women with stupid men all the time. Tune into any episode of Judge Judy; they’re on almost every episode.
Not that these women are geniuses or anything but so many of them pick these Neanderthals who can barely speak to make babies with. It puzzles me no end. The women are so obviously better educated and more naturally intelligent than these men.
And not just on TV either; I see it in real life. Friends, my daughter’s friends. Going out with men that have the brain-wattage of a turnip. Weird!
Intelligence is to me the biggest aphrodisiac ever; nothing else can compare. If a man shows me his wit and his intellectual power, I’m gone. I fall and I fall hard.
But although I don’t think that’s rare, I also don’t think the other kind of woman, the kinda that falls for a mental midget is rare either. Way too many women make that choice if you ask me.
Oh and the cake thing was hysterical! :-) Thanks so much, Sasha!
by Amber November 15th, 2005 at 2:32 pmI guess that’s true, Amber. Like everythign, it works both ways. I just thought it was amusing. :)
by Sasha November 15th, 2005 at 4:39 pm