but read on if you need a giggle.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
~Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
~The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
~Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
~Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
~45 lbs
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
~45 minutes
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
~Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
~They can’t stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
~Because those men already have boyfriends.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
~The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
~Mace will do that to you.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
~Breasts don’t have eyes.
Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
~Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
~A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
~They’re hiring.
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
~A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… “a recipe”.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
~Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
~A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time..” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…”
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
~No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides
:D :hehe: :D :laugh:
by Dianna October 22nd, 2004 at 12:14 pmSasha, have you thought anymore about self publishing… I put together a collection of short (very short) stories and printed them and then made up a cover.. okay if it is so easy what am I doing wrong?
by Dianna October 22nd, 2004 at 4:10 pmHmm What about selling them? :P
I think that part may be a bit harder than the actual printing. You have to get the a usb # too. I think. I don’t know much about it. But it’s great that you’re doing something with your stories! Keep me updated on how it goes!
by Sasha October 22nd, 2004 at 6:42 pm:plain: hee hee so far there is only one copy, just wanted to see if I could do it…I will bring it to show you when I get there, coming the 1st of the month now! Gonna go ask the nerd self published guy if he knows what goes next.
by Dianna October 22nd, 2004 at 10:10 pmwhat’s the last thing the redneck remembered saying before the accident? "Here, hold my beer!" :laugh:
Those were GREATTTTTTT
by cece October 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 pmSo happy you had a giggle!! :hehe:
by Sasha October 24th, 2004 at 4:55 am